when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
so i just found a thing
is that even-?
okay that’s not
is that even legal
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Grand Theft Auto: Hawaii
DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????
idk man i think its pronounced gif
did somebody say
what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg