i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
"There are entire blogs dedicated to exposing how terrible of a person I am. It’s great promo. The worst/funniest thing someone has ever said to me as an insult was, “Tyler Oakley’s voice is how comic sans sounds” — that’s beautiful. That’s basically poetic."
Ladies and gents, THAT is how you deal with hate. Grace, charm, and sass.
(via troyesivan)
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping
how sure are you about that
vomits on everything
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
